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Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Monday, April 09, 2012
John Wayne ain't got Mothin' on me...
I'd like to share an event in my life that happened.
There was a moth inside of my shower.
"Now, hang on a second. A MOTH was inside of your shower?? You're absolutely right, Teffy...this is a life changing event for all mankind. In fact, hundreds of years from now, they'll discover servers buried and start recovering data to see what us uncivilized people were like and this epic battle of a moth in the shower SHOULD be in the history books of the future. Seriously, a moth??"
Yes, dear readers...a moth.
"But I mean, it's not like a spider was in your shower...that warrants mentioning...but a moth??"
Yes...a moth.
I shall now share the transcript of the transpiring of this moth in my shower. I've condensed it and cut bits to save for time and space.
Did ANYONE else have flashbacks to the mid 90s and watching movies on TV? "This movie has been edited for time"
Teffy: I know you're not on, but there's this MUTANT moth in my shower, and it's HUGE! If when you come back I'm gone and then some days later they find me dead with no cause...let them know there was a mutant moth...it probably did it. :\ I need to take a pic of this damn thing...it's creepy...
*some time later* We had been casually chatting (as I was still miraculously alive as she returned) and The Ex had randomly out of nowhere texted me to say she was almost at my house and was swinging by. Star Fox got me to laughing and me being sick, it caused me to start coughing.
Teffy: I'm going to suffocate to death and it'll be your fault. if the mutant moth doesn't kill me, you will.
Star Fox: MOTHRA!
Teffy: DUDE I need to take a pic of it, it's the freakiest looking moth ever, it's got these jagged wings and he's holding them UP
Star Fox: He's all, 'Come at me, Bro!' ... "I'm gonna eat your face faster than 5 cashmere sweaters!"
Teffy: HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......dude, now I'm terrified.
Star Fox: Retard...go catch him in something and let him go outside so he doesn't die in your shower...poor guy.
Teffy: lol he's huge!
Star Fox: and?
*I then had to go because le ex had show up* *a little while later*
Teffy: LOL I started laughing just now when I went into the bathroom and yelled at the moth "COME AT ME, BRO!!!" you have ruined me x)
Star Fox: lol
Teffy:
wtf kind of moth is that??
Star Fox: That's a big fucking moth :) That's what kind it is. Now put it in something and go set it free so it doesn't die in there.
Teffy: *sigh* *grabs RIDICULOUSLY HUGE CUP*
Star Fox: lol
*some time passes*
Teffy: Omg I cannot make up what just happened...
Star Fox: lol
Teffy: So that moth was ultra chill, like...I scooped him up and he was all 'whatever' and I tried to tip him out of the cup outside and he wouldn't come out. So I started tapping the cup and he wouldn't come out.
Star Fox: ooook? did he suddenly come out and attack your face like 5 cashmere sweaters? lol
Teffy: So I walked to the edge of the deck and lightly knocked the cup on the side and he fell out...right onto one of those little green lizards that turn brown ROFL and he was still chillin and now stuck to the lizard and the lizard took off running up and down the post. It looks like a weird moth cowboy out there. Maybe he's attacking the lizard like 5 cashmere sweaters.
Star Fox: Maybe he was sayin, "YEEEE HAWWWWWW"
Teffy: All I heard was ".........................." x)
Star Fox: Did he start spurring the lizard? with his little moth spurs?
Teffy: I couldn't see through the tears lol
Star Fox: did he hold his hat in the air with the tip of his little wing? lol
Teffy: oh my god...BUAHAHAHAHA *new etsy shop idea* "COWBOY HATS FOR MOTHS AND OTHER SMALL INSECTS"
Star Fox: the poor lizard thought he done had it!
Teffy: HAHAAA
Star Fox: lizard is like "OH MYYYYY GGGAAWWWDDDD IM GONNAA DIIIEEEEEE"
Teffy: "YEEEHAAAAAAAAW LIL CRITTER, GET ALONG LIL DOGGIE!"
Star Fox: Yes siree bob
*some time passes*
Teffy: I'm going to make you a picture x)
Star Fox: oooook lol
A little while later, I uploaded the illustration of 'what just happened'
And that's the story of the moth in my shower :).
There was a moth inside of my shower.
"Now, hang on a second. A MOTH was inside of your shower?? You're absolutely right, Teffy...this is a life changing event for all mankind. In fact, hundreds of years from now, they'll discover servers buried and start recovering data to see what us uncivilized people were like and this epic battle of a moth in the shower SHOULD be in the history books of the future. Seriously, a moth??"
Yes, dear readers...a moth.
"But I mean, it's not like a spider was in your shower...that warrants mentioning...but a moth??"
Yes...a moth.
I shall now share the transcript of the transpiring of this moth in my shower. I've condensed it and cut bits to save for time and space.
Did ANYONE else have flashbacks to the mid 90s and watching movies on TV? "This movie has been edited for time"
Teffy: I know you're not on, but there's this MUTANT moth in my shower, and it's HUGE! If when you come back I'm gone and then some days later they find me dead with no cause...let them know there was a mutant moth...it probably did it. :\ I need to take a pic of this damn thing...it's creepy...
*some time later* We had been casually chatting (as I was still miraculously alive as she returned) and The Ex had randomly out of nowhere texted me to say she was almost at my house and was swinging by. Star Fox got me to laughing and me being sick, it caused me to start coughing.
Teffy: I'm going to suffocate to death and it'll be your fault. if the mutant moth doesn't kill me, you will.
Star Fox: MOTHRA!
Teffy: DUDE I need to take a pic of it, it's the freakiest looking moth ever, it's got these jagged wings and he's holding them UP
Star Fox: He's all, 'Come at me, Bro!' ... "I'm gonna eat your face faster than 5 cashmere sweaters!"
Teffy: HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......dude, now I'm terrified.
Star Fox: Retard...go catch him in something and let him go outside so he doesn't die in your shower...poor guy.
Teffy: lol he's huge!
Star Fox: and?
*I then had to go because le ex had show up* *a little while later*
Teffy: LOL I started laughing just now when I went into the bathroom and yelled at the moth "COME AT ME, BRO!!!" you have ruined me x)
Star Fox: lol
Teffy:
wtf kind of moth is that??Star Fox: That's a big fucking moth :) That's what kind it is. Now put it in something and go set it free so it doesn't die in there.
Teffy: *sigh* *grabs RIDICULOUSLY HUGE CUP*
Star Fox: lol
*some time passes*
Teffy: Omg I cannot make up what just happened...
Star Fox: lol
Teffy: So that moth was ultra chill, like...I scooped him up and he was all 'whatever' and I tried to tip him out of the cup outside and he wouldn't come out. So I started tapping the cup and he wouldn't come out.
Star Fox: ooook? did he suddenly come out and attack your face like 5 cashmere sweaters? lol
Teffy: So I walked to the edge of the deck and lightly knocked the cup on the side and he fell out...right onto one of those little green lizards that turn brown ROFL and he was still chillin and now stuck to the lizard and the lizard took off running up and down the post. It looks like a weird moth cowboy out there. Maybe he's attacking the lizard like 5 cashmere sweaters.
Star Fox: Maybe he was sayin, "YEEEE HAWWWWWW"
Teffy: All I heard was ".........................." x)
Star Fox: Did he start spurring the lizard? with his little moth spurs?
Teffy: I couldn't see through the tears lol
Star Fox: did he hold his hat in the air with the tip of his little wing? lol
Teffy: oh my god...BUAHAHAHAHA *new etsy shop idea* "COWBOY HATS FOR MOTHS AND OTHER SMALL INSECTS"
Star Fox: the poor lizard thought he done had it!
Teffy: HAHAAA
Star Fox: lizard is like "OH MYYYYY GGGAAWWWDDDD IM GONNAA DIIIEEEEEE"
Teffy: "YEEEHAAAAAAAAW LIL CRITTER, GET ALONG LIL DOGGIE!"
Star Fox: Yes siree bob
*some time passes*
Teffy: I'm going to make you a picture x)
Star Fox: oooook lol
A little while later, I uploaded the illustration of 'what just happened'
And that's the story of the moth in my shower :).
Friday, March 16, 2012
Cycles
...She stands up from the ground. There is the unbelievable pain from her wings. Frozen, and yet burned.
Dutifully, she straightens up...and spreads her wings. Silver and wide, when brand new, had a gleam about them that had ordinary men avert their eyes.
Truly if Angels or Faeries or any Winged beings could become goddesses, she would be the first.
Nobody could tell now as she stood erect, tattered and beaten. But still, with determination hard in her eyes, she stands erect.
Her wings spread wide, she lunges.
Up into the sky she bursts with such speed and might, that whirlwinds are cast below in the dust, creating storms of dirt and wind.
Her eyes remain focused ahead, to the stars...the heavens...the cosmos. She passes the clouds and outstretches her arms, embracing the wind around her.
The heavens begin to glow with such light that she cannot contain the smile, her lips break free from their loving grasp of each other and release an ivory smile that has longed to escape.
She spreads her fingers wide, like a small child seeing a beautiful toy for the first time, she wants a touch...and reaches forwards towards the heavens.
The Ice begins to form the edges of her wings and begins to burn. Her Ivory smile becomes a determined snarl as she pushes forward with more effort, tears streaming down her face and freezing on her chin.
She reaches the edge of the boundary, only breached by technology and machines created by men. She thrusts forward and begins to burn.
Her entire body arcs back as the flames engulf her and destroy her wings, and while almost heavenward, she falls back towards the Earth.
Her fall came quickly, the impact, devastating. She lay weeping as her body healed.
She stands up from the ground. There is the unbelievable pain from her wings. Frozen, and yet burned.
Dutifully, she straightens up...and spreads her wings. Silver and wide, when brand new, had a gleam about them that had ordinary men avert their eyes.
Truly if Angels or Faeries or any Winged beings could become goddesses, she would be the first.
Nobody could tell now as she stood erect, tattered and beaten. But still, with determination hard in her eyes, she stands erect.
Her wings spread wide, she lunges......
Dutifully, she straightens up...and spreads her wings. Silver and wide, when brand new, had a gleam about them that had ordinary men avert their eyes.
Truly if Angels or Faeries or any Winged beings could become goddesses, she would be the first.
Nobody could tell now as she stood erect, tattered and beaten. But still, with determination hard in her eyes, she stands erect.
Her wings spread wide, she lunges.
Up into the sky she bursts with such speed and might, that whirlwinds are cast below in the dust, creating storms of dirt and wind.
Her eyes remain focused ahead, to the stars...the heavens...the cosmos. She passes the clouds and outstretches her arms, embracing the wind around her.
The heavens begin to glow with such light that she cannot contain the smile, her lips break free from their loving grasp of each other and release an ivory smile that has longed to escape.
She spreads her fingers wide, like a small child seeing a beautiful toy for the first time, she wants a touch...and reaches forwards towards the heavens.
The Ice begins to form the edges of her wings and begins to burn. Her Ivory smile becomes a determined snarl as she pushes forward with more effort, tears streaming down her face and freezing on her chin.
She reaches the edge of the boundary, only breached by technology and machines created by men. She thrusts forward and begins to burn.
Her entire body arcs back as the flames engulf her and destroy her wings, and while almost heavenward, she falls back towards the Earth.
Her fall came quickly, the impact, devastating. She lay weeping as her body healed.
She stands up from the ground. There is the unbelievable pain from her wings. Frozen, and yet burned.
Dutifully, she straightens up...and spreads her wings. Silver and wide, when brand new, had a gleam about them that had ordinary men avert their eyes.
Truly if Angels or Faeries or any Winged beings could become goddesses, she would be the first.
Nobody could tell now as she stood erect, tattered and beaten. But still, with determination hard in her eyes, she stands erect.
Her wings spread wide, she lunges......
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